Fake Bitches....And The Even Faker Bitches Behind Them.

So.....theres this bitch. But, were not gonna call her a bitch. No....

Were gonna call her C-dog. Just cause, her name starts with a C....and it's just out of respect. (haha!)

Alright, she's just.....out of her mind with everything. And what's really funny is that....all her "friends".....are too scared to tell her to fuck off.

Today's lesson: How to detect a Fake Bitch.(This one for you C-dog!)

1. This constant tapping is crazy.→ So you gotta friend, but it seems like she can't keep your hands away from you. Now this doesn't necessarily mean she's gay or anything like that...(although in this case, maybe), but she's just constantly on you, hitting you or pulling on you. Now this....is not normal, or right. A lot of times when we think of abuse, we only go into relationships and stuff like that. But friends can abuse you too. It's another form of dominance over the other, and.....shit....you oughta hit the bitch back.

2. Don't defend me, then talk down at me.....right to my face!→ So, you were in class, and someone was talkin' shit to your face....and so she runs up to save the day, and as soon as the bell rings....she starts raggin' on you like she just forgot what just happened. Some girls don't take that into offense, but there's a fine line between friendly and phony. Especially if she's doin' this shit like everyday. I mean, seriously.....when are you gonna get the point.

3. Were fine.....when were alone.→ So, you guys were havin' a nice little conversation, and up pops this boy (or girl...) from outta nowhere, and you immediatly become like the third wheel. Uh....THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT! If you find yourself being cut out often when other people come around, or that when you introduce your friends to her and she likes hangin' with them a little more than she does with you.....yea....you know.

Hope everyone can detect their fake bitches now.....BOY AT YA HOLLA!

I say that like 24/7 yo.