'What Do You Really Think When She Does That? (for you guys)"

Girls, girls, girls.

It's like, whenever she does something, you think something else. But....that's not always right.

1. Texting/Calling. ← When girls text you or call you excessively, it's not cause their on your dick. It's cause sometimes, when you develop a relationship with someone (even if it just is on a friend type level), they feel like they can talk to you whenever they want. In fact, most girl's aren't even the type to call or text a dude first (ha! me). And that's simply because of our next point.↓

2. Why we never wanna text you first. ← Cause....it just seems awkward. And not only awkward, but what I like to call "Thirsty". I mean for real....what do I look like textin' you first? Desperate. Which is why a lot of girls won't do it. So if you ever messaged a girl, with your number, asking her to text you and she didn't....don't take it personal....but you just stepped off the relationship at a bad start.

3. I can tell by the way she laughs, she wants me.....No....she doesn't man. ← A lot of dudes think that just because a girl cracks up the whole time their with them, that girl has this automatic liking for them....and I'm here to say: That's not true. Now sometimes, when a girl laughs a lot, she MIGHT like you a little. But you could just be really funny. And believe it or not, that's a really unreliable way to tell whether or not a girl likes you.....cause if you say something that's funny, I'll laugh. And you don't have to be drop dead gorgeous for me to find you funny so....think about that.

4. Man...she won't answer any of my freaky questions! ← Then: maybe she's not tryna ever take it to that level with you. I mean c'mon. You don't wanna keep looking stupid when you try to get intimate, and a girl keeps kickin' you to the curb. If you keep getting ignored your request to know something, then there's really only like two things that can happen. Either: you move on and find some freak that is up to par with your freaky side, or: you hold on a little bit. Cause maybe she's just waiting. But then again...if that wait happens to be like, 20 years long....then you know it's not going down anytime soon.

5. So I'm here...but she's not here with me. ← A lot of times, the big question a guy will ask a girl, when they get on that level, is if she's a virgin. Now, let me tell you something guys....the girl will always say no. Why?: Because...she knows that's what you wanna hear. And don't lie....cause you know damn well you do. And if she doesn't, that really shows that she wants a real relationship and not just a one time thing. But with the girls that do say yes, let me tell you: shit is fake. They'll say that, cause they don't want rejection. And they'll play with you, till it really comes down to doing something. And when you get all excited cause you think it's really bout to happen, and they say "I'm scared", well she is scared. But not only is she scared, but she's new to the whole thing. So before you get to that point with a girl, (that is if your interested in a girl with some experience) you should ask her about her past life. Some of the things she's done before, so you really know whether or not she's really what she says she is, because looking stupid never benefited anybody.

6. I did everything for that bitch....and she still left me! ← The boy that does every little thing for his girl, calls her every hour on the hour, is at her house twenty-four seven and watches over her every move with his little prissy boy, saint attitude.....is BORING! And can sometimes even be really embarrassing for some females to even admit to being involved with. (I would know.) And chances are: If your girl's ok with it, or just isn't complaining, that she's probably playin' you, cause she knows that your too dumb-witted to know what's really going on. Now, not every guy has to be rough and aggressive, because that can be a turn off too. But now a days, girls aren't checkin' for a boy with rosy cheeks, if you know what I'm sayin'. You can be nice, but being nice and obsessive are two different things. And when it turns to all that, it becomes just straight up annoying, and.....you lose.

7. I didn't think what I said was that serious. ← Um, you never do. Which is pretty inconsiderate. And sometimes, you should think twice about what you say, cause little things that might not matter to you, may really piss some females off. And this can occur in a relationship, or just talking to a girl from a friend's point of view. So with that....that's pretty much self- explanatory what you should and shouldn't say. Just...think about it a little more before you say it....cause when some girls leave, they don't ever come back.

↑Well......I hope at least some of this helped you guys out there.