+JERSEY SHORE!!!

Haha, my show is back! I love the Jersey Shore....and I was gonna have like, individual pictures of everyone on there so I can analyze them all like that, but....whatever. This is Sam Spits The Truth on; The Jersey Shore.

Angelina and Deena aren't in this picture.....but They'll be in here too, lol, what the heck.

So, how does Sam Spits The Truth feel about the Jersey Shore cast...? Well..

Mike "The Situation" - I love Mike:D Haha, "Vinny and Snooki both come outside to tell me that the chicken dropped all over the floor, and I was like......? Pick the shit up dog!" Haha. The Situation is definitely real, and yeh, sometimes he can get really annoying and even unrealistic.....But he's definitely a situation indeed, and he's always pulled himself out of every situation just fine:)

Pauly D - Wow, lol, he's really one of those crazy funny people that you probably don't even remember how you met him, but you're glad that you did. He looks....mad perfect. And on top of that, he actually has emotions. Unlike Mike, he's a little bit on the softer side of things. But I mean, don't get it twisted...Pauly D's like, one of my favorites. "Cabs are here!!" Haha.

Vinny - Well....Vinny's a sweetheart. I wasn't really cool about the fact that he did both Snookie and her best friend Ryder, but....other than that, Vinny's just doin' Vinny.

Snookie - SNOOKIE!!!! Is such a cute little cookie:D Love that chick. That's all I gotta say,

Jenni "Jwoww" - This girl definitly knows how to hold her ground. I don't care what anyone says.....She can be my bodyguard any day of the year, cause at the end of the day no one's tryna fuck with Jenni.

Sammi "Sweetheart" - I mean....maybe she was a sweetheart at firt, but then she started to get frisky with snookie and jwoww.....for what reason, idk:/ The note was to help you....The only one that didn't see that, was her. If you're such a "sweetheart", then stop tryna go so hard. That's Jenni's job.

Angelina - .........FAIL.

Deena - Welcome to the Jersey Shore Bitch!!!! Haha. She's cool.