It been a minute since I've actually done one of these segments on my blog, but I'm bringin' it back, lol.
This segment's Catagory is...: The best way to....
1. The best way to shake a girl from contacting you again is to...
-You could change your number, although that would be going to an extreme extent.... So maybe you could just ignore her. And if she ask you in person why you haven't been texting or calling her back, just say that you didn't have a phone or that it was out of service. Or you've been busy.... Or you're just fucked.
2. The best way to get someone to do what you want is....
-Money.
3. The best way to pass a test for a class you never studied for is....
-Cheat. NEXT.
4. The best way to pull off some ugly ass shoes is to....
-Cover them up with some really baggy ass jeans..... Or wing it and walk around in some socks or something.
5. The best way to act like you're awake when you're not is to....
-Paint your eyelids or wear shades, but still try to keep your head up and alive.
6. The best way to eat something you don't like in a public setting is to....
-Swallow it before you actually taste it. It hurts less to do that.
7. The best way to get a guy whipped by you is to....
-Be independent. And never be attentive. Niggas try harder when a girl doesn't pay attention to them. He makes a joke in the back of the class and you sittin' in the front: Don't even turn around. Let him make that joke again, NEXT to you. Then laugh.
8. The best way to meet new people in weird places is to....
-Accidently bump into them...? Then ask them what brings them there in the first place. They're probably just as weird as you are.
9. The best way to get over an ex is to.....
-Get under another special somebody.
10. The best way to excercise is to.....
-Do it right before you shower and do it while playing music.
11. The best way to sleep is....
-Naked.
12. The best way to watch a boring movie that you don't really wanna watch on a date is to...
-Go get popcorn and take forever, and then come back and say that the line was long as shit.
With help from my brother Kevin, lol, I have completed another segment of Question Time.
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